- 1st
- 02:28
I've got a hard-on like you wouldn't believe.
- 2nd
- 00:30
Hsawaknow.
- 3rd
- 00:44
Gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
18:25Your throne is the one danger zone.
- 4th
- 01:15
T-minus 10 hours...signing off from East Falmouth, MA.
- 6th
- 08:56
A gamer's utopia.
- 7th
- 12:31
I want a standing ovation!
19:28The topsy-turviness of it all.
- 8th
- 17:41
Chalk one up...
21:34Do not make any sudden moves...
- 9th
- 09:09
Log! Log! It's better than bad, it's good!
10:32Updated results of the LJ Match Polls.
- 10th
- 01:16
It's back! It's back, I tell you!
15:42Down with the censoring bastards!
- 11th
- 02:28
Hey, wanna play with my reproductive cycle?
- 12th
- 20:53
I should sue Hustler magazine for giving my wrist Carpal Tunnel.
- 13th
- 12:53
I'm gonna have half a head by the time they're done with it.
- 14th
- 00:06
The female biological clock, and its silly syncronicity.
18:09Spreading the word...
- 15th
- 00:39
Move, John, before I shit in your direction.
17:34Question for all of you:
- 16th
- 00:41
He strikes me as something of a donkey orifice.
08:57I didn't doctor the HTML this time...
- 20th
- 10:26
Exploding sewage causes legal stink.
14:38HAHAHAHA!
- 21st
- 00:23
And as God as my witness, I AM that fool!
- 22nd
- 00:24
Twinkies are in no way a phallic symbol!
02:13Night owl much?
12:13Heehee.
- 23rd
- 01:24
Memo bis punitor delicatum!
19:23Gone for now.
- 26th
- 23:02
Who do you have to fuck to get a break in this town?
- 28th
- 01:12
Using a vibrator for mashed potatoes.
- 29th
- 01:37
New Jersey: The toll booth capital of the United States of America!
12:30What's a poor college student to do?
- 30th
- 00:46
Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen, one of the finest musical works of our generation.
23:56The Presidential Master Debate.