1st
02:28

I've got a hard-on like you wouldn't believe.



2nd
00:30

Hsawaknow.



3rd
00:44

Gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.



18:25

Your throne is the one danger zone.



4th
01:15

T-minus 10 hours...signing off from East Falmouth, MA.



6th
08:56

A gamer's utopia.



7th
12:31

I want a standing ovation!



19:28

The topsy-turviness of it all.



8th
17:41

Chalk one up...



21:34

Do not make any sudden moves...



9th
09:09

Log! Log! It's better than bad, it's good!



10:32

Updated results of the LJ Match Polls.



10th
01:16

It's back! It's back, I tell you!



15:42

Down with the censoring bastards!



11th
02:28

Hey, wanna play with my reproductive cycle?



12th
20:53

I should sue Hustler magazine for giving my wrist Carpal Tunnel.



13th
12:53

I'm gonna have half a head by the time they're done with it.



14th
00:06

The female biological clock, and its silly syncronicity.



18:09

Spreading the word...



15th
00:39

Move, John, before I shit in your direction.



17:34

Question for all of you:



16th
00:41

He strikes me as something of a donkey orifice.



08:57

I didn't doctor the HTML this time...



20th
10:26

Exploding sewage causes legal stink.



14:38

HAHAHAHA!



21st
00:23

And as God as my witness, I AM that fool!



22nd
00:24

Twinkies are in no way a phallic symbol!



02:13

Night owl much?



12:13

Heehee.



23rd
01:24

Memo bis punitor delicatum!



19:23

Gone for now.



26th
23:02

Who do you have to fuck to get a break in this town?



28th
01:12

Using a vibrator for mashed potatoes.



29th
01:37

New Jersey: The toll booth capital of the United States of America!



12:30

What's a poor college student to do?



30th
00:46

Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen, one of the finest musical works of our generation.



23:56

The Presidential Master Debate.