- 1st
- 20:32
At noon in the morning...
- 4th
- 22:28
Now with added bacon flavor!
- 7th
- 23:10
And you eat a spoon fair.
- 14th
- 08:14
Why does my drink change color?
- 16th
- 08:12
Et in terra chicken pox romana.
- 19th
- 12:57
An umlaut is really just a colon that got drunk and fell over.
- 20th
- 17:00
Mad Squirrel Update: 4/20/08
- 21st
- 21:13
Why did you die? This is most disappointing, but I'll give you another chance.
- 22nd
- 17:54
(teehee)
23:54Reminder:
- 24th
- 22:38
Status report!
- 25th
- 20:19
More stupid from Florida!
- 26th
- 10:25
Captain's log: I've lost my toupee and girdle and can't leave my room.
- 28th
- 20:56
Captain's Log: A bunch of our ship fell off and nobody likes me.
- 30th
- 22:46
Announcing: The Character Battle Tournament of Champions!