From a Star Wars reference to the pH of semen.
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a_bit_of_wit_2And for those of you curious: the pH of semen is 7.2-8.
First and foremost, happy birthday, Peter Jackson!!!
It's Sunday night, so you know what that means, kiddies!!! The weekend recap, complete with the usual accoutrements, perversions, and general fun.
Friday: April would be coming to North Adams this weekend, which meant I'd see her on Friday, since she works at the bookstore. I got a call from her telling her she'd be late, which gave me more time to do laundry and snatch up some food before she arrived. She arrived even later than she expected, at 11...her battery had died, and it needed a jump start. When she arrived, she wasn't in the best of moods. However, I find that April's mom is quite fond of me...when she was notified of the situation I'm in (ID suspended, can't eat as a result), she rose to the occasion and loaded April up with food for me...thanks much! It'll definitely hold me over until next paycheck. After some cuddling and such, she dozed off smiling.
Saturday: Woke in the early afternoon, and after lounging in bed (and enjoying each other), we decided to walk through town. We stopped at Persnickety Toys, where we reminisced, had fun, and April got ideas for Christmas gifts. After playing with rubber duckies, we stopped at Papyri Books, a used bookstore in town, where we must have spent the better part of an hour. I was fascinated by the Goosebumps books, and was once again nostalgic. After that, we decided to head to Big Y and snatch up some food, sort-of real food, anyway. We got back to find a sleeping Kaz, had dinner, and then Kaz began being a bit of a dick, telling me to close my window because he was cold. However, that window had to be open, for it was broiling in here. April gets sick if it's too hot. However, when I was downstairs playing pool with April, he shut it. So, I went to the RA, and chatted with him. My biggest issue with Kaz is his sleep schedule...most of the time, he sleeps all day and is up all night. Almost everyone is awake during the day. Because he's sleeping all day, that forces me to be quiet. I don't want to be quiet during the day. During my pool games with April, I suffered probably the most embarrassing defeat ever in the game--I sank all of my required pool balls, without April sinking any of hers, and what do I do? Scratch on the 8-ball, giving her the win. Anyway, after that, it was back up here for the night, where we got into a wonderful discussion about sperm pH and Star Wars references with Kaz. Now, there are times when he can be really cool, and other times he can be a jerk. Regardless, we were up until 3 or 4 (what with the whole Daylight Savings time ending and that whole shpiel) and dozed off.
Sunday: We had decided we were gonna have some more real food again, so we got into the kitchen and April made pancakes via Bisquick. For all the crap that MCLA has caused her (no visitor parking, a parking ticket, silly rules and regulations), she liked the fact that the kitchen was well stocked. After breakfast, well...
Oh, we decided to be bad...considering that my roommate was awake all night, we couldn't do anything in the love department, so we were feeling quite horny. What do we do? We lock the door to the kitchen and have sex, with April propped up and sitting on a table, legs spread, and myself standing, and oh, my god...it was friggin' amazing, even though I was wearing a condom. According to April, when I finally came, she had 7 times. Oh, I like that position very much so...her face contorted, looking like she was in pain as I slammed into her. By the time it was over, my legs had become jelly, and my skin became cold and clammy, but oh my, it was fun.
After that, some relaxing in my room for a while, and we headed into town to pick up some stuff for me. Because rain was pending, we drove...and April found her car egged. I had forgotten that it was Gate Night last night, and April's car fell victim to an egg, which somehow managed to get inside her car. Ahh, kids...it's defiling food! Family Dollar has become our favorite store...I can buy 2-liter bottles of the precious grog, Coca-Cola, for $1 ($1.05 with tax). Yep...no more Big Y. Got back here, and showered, and got into my costume...pics will be put up in probably a week or so, since I am broke and can't develop them just yet. However, I got a couple compliments, and I was ravage-worthy according to April. We walked through town in the night, and decided that we wanted dinner, so we headed to Family Dollar, only to find out it was closed. Went to Big Y and got some cheap stuff, and it was back here, where we once again were in the kitchen. After dinner, well...we locked the door...and I burned my last condom. We came back up here, changed, and cuddled on my bed for a little bit until 9...then she had to leave, so I walked her to her car, and with a kiss, she left, and I went back here. Went online, and did some gaming...then at midnight, NaNoWriMo officially began, and from the hours of midnight to around 2, I had managed to finish the entire Prologue of my NaNo story, Dino Crisis II: Jump into the Prehistoric.
Check it out here: http://www.nfiction.com/showstory.php?storyid=5069&uname=Laguna+Loire&sname=Dino+Crisis+II%3A+Jump+into+the+Prehistoric&search=1
So, by the end of last night, word count: 1,813/50,000.
As I was writing, Kaz expressed his disgust for the contest, saying that it was only just an excuse for people to write crap. I really don't care. However, John is also doing this contest, doing a story based on the game Kingdom Hearts. Hilarity ensued later, when Kaz was making weird sounds, and I remarked that he sounded like a Chocobo in heat, which is an LJ candidate for a future post...that's just too good to pass up. Around 3 or so, Sarah came home and got online, which took away my slight worry...she was at a party that had drink, and naturally, I will worry somewhat. Anytime anyone I care for goes to a party with drink involved, I get slightly worried, but the fact that she drove home made me feel better. April had arrived safely home, just at the midnight hour, when my fingers were set to fly across the keyboard Ghost in the Shell style. Sarah and I chatted online for a bit, then we chatted on the phone for 40 minutes, and once again, Kaz became a nuisance--"you know, this is not the time to be having phone calls."
To which I thought, well, during the day, it's not the time to sleep!
So, I wasn't getting off the phone. By the chat's end, we were ready to pass out, and we hung up...I passed out in minutes. And here I am...I have a paper to do soon, wah. I also have to get my dad's info for this loan...we shall see if it works.
Anyway, work schedule for the week:
Today: 6 PM-10
Tuesday: 3 PM to 11
Wed.: off (exam being taken during the evening)
Thursday: 2:15 to 10. (Ohh, McD is being sneaky...trying to get around giving me a break by scheduling me for 5 hours and 45 minutes...)
This weekend, April will be home. I'll be here, along with Kaz's wife, and I will not give them privacy.
Ahh, well. Hope you enjoyed your weekend!
First and foremost, happy birthday, Peter Jackson!!!
It's Sunday night, so you know what that means, kiddies!!! The weekend recap, complete with the usual accoutrements, perversions, and general fun.
Friday: April would be coming to North Adams this weekend, which meant I'd see her on Friday, since she works at the bookstore. I got a call from her telling her she'd be late, which gave me more time to do laundry and snatch up some food before she arrived. She arrived even later than she expected, at 11...her battery had died, and it needed a jump start. When she arrived, she wasn't in the best of moods. However, I find that April's mom is quite fond of me...when she was notified of the situation I'm in (ID suspended, can't eat as a result), she rose to the occasion and loaded April up with food for me...thanks much! It'll definitely hold me over until next paycheck. After some cuddling and such, she dozed off smiling.
Saturday: Woke in the early afternoon, and after lounging in bed (and enjoying each other), we decided to walk through town. We stopped at Persnickety Toys, where we reminisced, had fun, and April got ideas for Christmas gifts. After playing with rubber duckies, we stopped at Papyri Books, a used bookstore in town, where we must have spent the better part of an hour. I was fascinated by the Goosebumps books, and was once again nostalgic. After that, we decided to head to Big Y and snatch up some food, sort-of real food, anyway. We got back to find a sleeping Kaz, had dinner, and then Kaz began being a bit of a dick, telling me to close my window because he was cold. However, that window had to be open, for it was broiling in here. April gets sick if it's too hot. However, when I was downstairs playing pool with April, he shut it. So, I went to the RA, and chatted with him. My biggest issue with Kaz is his sleep schedule...most of the time, he sleeps all day and is up all night. Almost everyone is awake during the day. Because he's sleeping all day, that forces me to be quiet. I don't want to be quiet during the day. During my pool games with April, I suffered probably the most embarrassing defeat ever in the game--I sank all of my required pool balls, without April sinking any of hers, and what do I do? Scratch on the 8-ball, giving her the win. Anyway, after that, it was back up here for the night, where we got into a wonderful discussion about sperm pH and Star Wars references with Kaz. Now, there are times when he can be really cool, and other times he can be a jerk. Regardless, we were up until 3 or 4 (what with the whole Daylight Savings time ending and that whole shpiel) and dozed off.
Sunday: We had decided we were gonna have some more real food again, so we got into the kitchen and April made pancakes via Bisquick. For all the crap that MCLA has caused her (no visitor parking, a parking ticket, silly rules and regulations), she liked the fact that the kitchen was well stocked. After breakfast, well...
Oh, we decided to be bad...considering that my roommate was awake all night, we couldn't do anything in the love department, so we were feeling quite horny. What do we do? We lock the door to the kitchen and have sex, with April propped up and sitting on a table, legs spread, and myself standing, and oh, my god...it was friggin' amazing, even though I was wearing a condom. According to April, when I finally came, she had 7 times. Oh, I like that position very much so...her face contorted, looking like she was in pain as I slammed into her. By the time it was over, my legs had become jelly, and my skin became cold and clammy, but oh my, it was fun.
After that, some relaxing in my room for a while, and we headed into town to pick up some stuff for me. Because rain was pending, we drove...and April found her car egged. I had forgotten that it was Gate Night last night, and April's car fell victim to an egg, which somehow managed to get inside her car. Ahh, kids...it's defiling food! Family Dollar has become our favorite store...I can buy 2-liter bottles of the precious grog, Coca-Cola, for $1 ($1.05 with tax). Yep...no more Big Y. Got back here, and showered, and got into my costume...pics will be put up in probably a week or so, since I am broke and can't develop them just yet. However, I got a couple compliments, and I was ravage-worthy according to April. We walked through town in the night, and decided that we wanted dinner, so we headed to Family Dollar, only to find out it was closed. Went to Big Y and got some cheap stuff, and it was back here, where we once again were in the kitchen. After dinner, well...we locked the door...and I burned my last condom. We came back up here, changed, and cuddled on my bed for a little bit until 9...then she had to leave, so I walked her to her car, and with a kiss, she left, and I went back here. Went online, and did some gaming...then at midnight, NaNoWriMo officially began, and from the hours of midnight to around 2, I had managed to finish the entire Prologue of my NaNo story, Dino Crisis II: Jump into the Prehistoric.
Check it out here: http://www.nfiction.com/showstory.php?storyid=5069&uname=Laguna+Loire&sname=Dino+Crisis+II%3A+Jump+into+the+Prehistoric&search=1
So, by the end of last night, word count: 1,813/50,000.
As I was writing, Kaz expressed his disgust for the contest, saying that it was only just an excuse for people to write crap. I really don't care. However, John is also doing this contest, doing a story based on the game Kingdom Hearts. Hilarity ensued later, when Kaz was making weird sounds, and I remarked that he sounded like a Chocobo in heat, which is an LJ candidate for a future post...that's just too good to pass up. Around 3 or so, Sarah came home and got online, which took away my slight worry...she was at a party that had drink, and naturally, I will worry somewhat. Anytime anyone I care for goes to a party with drink involved, I get slightly worried, but the fact that she drove home made me feel better. April had arrived safely home, just at the midnight hour, when my fingers were set to fly across the keyboard Ghost in the Shell style. Sarah and I chatted online for a bit, then we chatted on the phone for 40 minutes, and once again, Kaz became a nuisance--"you know, this is not the time to be having phone calls."
To which I thought, well, during the day, it's not the time to sleep!
So, I wasn't getting off the phone. By the chat's end, we were ready to pass out, and we hung up...I passed out in minutes. And here I am...I have a paper to do soon, wah. I also have to get my dad's info for this loan...we shall see if it works.
Anyway, work schedule for the week:
Today: 6 PM-10
Tuesday: 3 PM to 11
Wed.: off (exam being taken during the evening)
Thursday: 2:15 to 10. (Ohh, McD is being sneaky...trying to get around giving me a break by scheduling me for 5 hours and 45 minutes...)
This weekend, April will be home. I'll be here, along with Kaz's wife, and I will not give them privacy.
Ahh, well. Hope you enjoyed your weekend!
