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Wednesday, 8 December 2004 18:15![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
a_bit_of_wit_2In a letter sent to me today by RPS (Residential Programs and Services), they tell me what I already know. Parenthesis indicate my thoughts.
Dear Brian,
The Bursar's office has informed us you currently have an outstanding balance on your student totalling $4176.86 (Yes, I already knew that. It's been glaring at me all semester.). In addition, you are not currently registered to return to MCLA for the 2005 spring semester (I owe you money, therefore you won't let me register.)
Given your outstanding balance and your registration status, I am writing this letter to inform you that you must pay the current balance of your student bill no later than Tuesday, December 21, 2004 in order to remain in your on-campus housing assignment. ((yawns) Yep, knew that too.) If your balance is not paid by Tuesday, December 21st, you must remove your belongings from your room and return your keys to the front desk of your residence area no later than residence area winter closing on Wednesday, December 22nd (You beat me to it. Again, already knew.). Failure to remove your belongings and return your keys by this date will result in an automatic lock change and the removal of your belongings by the Facilities staff (I won't give you the satisfaction. And an automatic lock change? Does that mean my roomie won't be able to get in, either?).
I am hoping that you give this communique (ooh! Shiny!) the attention it merits and that you take immediate action to clear your student account (Already begun to.) If you have any questions about your student account, please contact the Bursar's office at ext. 5230. If you have any questions about your on-campus housing situation, please contact RPS at ext. 5249.
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In light of this letter, Kaz has informed me that I should let him know when I go to RPS to pick up the paperwork for my leaving, etc, so he can talk to them about turning this room into a single.
Ehh, whatever. The quicker I get out of here, the better. In other news, I have an Excel exam to slaughter, then I have to do some work for my "Winds Aloft and Squiggly Lines" class before going to work from 9-close.
And yes, the Internet is for porn.
Dear Brian,
The Bursar's office has informed us you currently have an outstanding balance on your student totalling $4176.86 (Yes, I already knew that. It's been glaring at me all semester.). In addition, you are not currently registered to return to MCLA for the 2005 spring semester (I owe you money, therefore you won't let me register.)
Given your outstanding balance and your registration status, I am writing this letter to inform you that you must pay the current balance of your student bill no later than Tuesday, December 21, 2004 in order to remain in your on-campus housing assignment. ((yawns) Yep, knew that too.) If your balance is not paid by Tuesday, December 21st, you must remove your belongings from your room and return your keys to the front desk of your residence area no later than residence area winter closing on Wednesday, December 22nd (You beat me to it. Again, already knew.). Failure to remove your belongings and return your keys by this date will result in an automatic lock change and the removal of your belongings by the Facilities staff (I won't give you the satisfaction. And an automatic lock change? Does that mean my roomie won't be able to get in, either?).
I am hoping that you give this communique (ooh! Shiny!) the attention it merits and that you take immediate action to clear your student account (Already begun to.) If you have any questions about your student account, please contact the Bursar's office at ext. 5230. If you have any questions about your on-campus housing situation, please contact RPS at ext. 5249.
***
In light of this letter, Kaz has informed me that I should let him know when I go to RPS to pick up the paperwork for my leaving, etc, so he can talk to them about turning this room into a single.
Ehh, whatever. The quicker I get out of here, the better. In other news, I have an Excel exam to slaughter, then I have to do some work for my "Winds Aloft and Squiggly Lines" class before going to work from 9-close.
And yes, the Internet is for porn.
