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Doggy sperm everywhere!
Thursday, 15 July 2004 02:34Today, my second day off, another rainy day, so no beach. (frowns) Watch tomorrow be nice and sunny, perfect beach weather. Oh, well...at least it'll be payday. Today passed rather uneventually (except for this morning's warm reception), with my stepdad going to a job interview today. His chances of returning to work are high, and I'm very happy for him and me. He'll be happy to be working again, and I'll be happy that some of the financial stress will be lifted from me. (crosses fingers)
Most of the day was spent gaming, actually--a little Medal of Honor Frontline, and 4 attempts at the final boss of FF4, Zeromus...which ended in abject failure. Damn that Big Bang move...nothing like a move that cripples your entire party, which Zeromus uses twice in quick succession. Anyway, Grandma came today for a little bit, and I talked with April for an hour or so before a dying phone battery ended that one. (frowns)
I looked at the itinerary for my ride to Lee, MA for the camping trip coming at the end of July...I'm gonna have to get up at 6 AM for this one, and I'm groaning already. It'll be fun, though...I'll go skinny dipping in Ore Pit Pond. (evil grin)
My stomach is a little sore from laughing so hard earlier...my dog Mariah, a female Golden Retriever, is in heat. This, in turn, is making our male Jack Russell, Topaz, very horny. Since he can't have his way with Mariah (not to mention the fact that he's phallically challenged...i.e., he can't reach), his nose has been buried in her rear for the last 3 days. Everywhere she goes, his nose buried in her rear follows. Think of it as the human male equivalent of "blue balls." Even when the dogs are laying down, it looks like they're snuggling...with his head placed on her backside. So, today, Topaz had his nose buried, and my little sister Heather told him to get off her. He didn't, so Heather took Topaz by the collar and pulled him off her...and then it began to come out in heavy drip. And I burst out in hysterical laughter, for my sister had to clean up. After five minutes or so of side-splitting laughter, I retire to the basement, only for my stepdad to drag the ejaculating dog down to the basement and throw him into the doggy cage...for Topaz kept firing fluid in my parents' bedroom. Bad move. However, for the last 4 hours now, he's been whining and yelping...which is getting a little grating to both Rob and I. His whine/yelp/moan sounds like a combination of a yowling cat, screeching bike tires, and little Gizmo from the movie "Gremlins." I mean, all he wants is a piece of doggy ass, or as Sarah put it, "he just wants some lovin'."
(And Rob hopes that Topaz is not left alone with him, for Rob is ready to kill him. Now, even though Topaz wants doggy ass, he will never be able to...for he doesn't have a long enough tool, if you will. However, he will never realize this. Quite sad, but funny to watch.)
Did the nightly update of my FF contest, and chatted with Annie, Ben, Ronny, Bri, Will, Sarah, and others tonight. Now I go to bed, for I work straight from Thursday to Monday...5 straight days.
Nighty night, all.
Most of the day was spent gaming, actually--a little Medal of Honor Frontline, and 4 attempts at the final boss of FF4, Zeromus...which ended in abject failure. Damn that Big Bang move...nothing like a move that cripples your entire party, which Zeromus uses twice in quick succession. Anyway, Grandma came today for a little bit, and I talked with April for an hour or so before a dying phone battery ended that one. (frowns)
I looked at the itinerary for my ride to Lee, MA for the camping trip coming at the end of July...I'm gonna have to get up at 6 AM for this one, and I'm groaning already. It'll be fun, though...I'll go skinny dipping in Ore Pit Pond. (evil grin)
My stomach is a little sore from laughing so hard earlier...my dog Mariah, a female Golden Retriever, is in heat. This, in turn, is making our male Jack Russell, Topaz, very horny. Since he can't have his way with Mariah (not to mention the fact that he's phallically challenged...i.e., he can't reach), his nose has been buried in her rear for the last 3 days. Everywhere she goes, his nose buried in her rear follows. Think of it as the human male equivalent of "blue balls." Even when the dogs are laying down, it looks like they're snuggling...with his head placed on her backside. So, today, Topaz had his nose buried, and my little sister Heather told him to get off her. He didn't, so Heather took Topaz by the collar and pulled him off her...and then it began to come out in heavy drip. And I burst out in hysterical laughter, for my sister had to clean up. After five minutes or so of side-splitting laughter, I retire to the basement, only for my stepdad to drag the ejaculating dog down to the basement and throw him into the doggy cage...for Topaz kept firing fluid in my parents' bedroom. Bad move. However, for the last 4 hours now, he's been whining and yelping...which is getting a little grating to both Rob and I. His whine/yelp/moan sounds like a combination of a yowling cat, screeching bike tires, and little Gizmo from the movie "Gremlins." I mean, all he wants is a piece of doggy ass, or as Sarah put it, "he just wants some lovin'."
(And Rob hopes that Topaz is not left alone with him, for Rob is ready to kill him. Now, even though Topaz wants doggy ass, he will never be able to...for he doesn't have a long enough tool, if you will. However, he will never realize this. Quite sad, but funny to watch.)
Did the nightly update of my FF contest, and chatted with Annie, Ben, Ronny, Bri, Will, Sarah, and others tonight. Now I go to bed, for I work straight from Thursday to Monday...5 straight days.
Nighty night, all.
