- 29
- 02:53
You sound like a constipated Gollum!
- 28
- 01:56
Data got laid?!
- 27
- 14:34
Use #24 for spermicide: roommate repellant.
01:19This play is of a myriad of conscious sitting...this place is a special way of love relating.
- 26
- 01:45
He looks more like a green Oompa-Loompa.
- 25
- 17:01
A heavenly rivalry.
04:34Yahoos, yo-hos, and dog phistle witch.
- 24
- 23:41
A somewhat calming...
21:34Go away!
- 22
- 00:43
16 injured, 8 arrested in Boston riots. And my balls can't take it anymore.
- 21
- 12:24
Route Brian.
01:27So, are you telling me the Yankees are impotent?
- 20
- 03:10
Who said this wasn't gonna be a thriller?
- 19
- 00:08
The roomie risks his nuts, next.
- 18
- 15:11
Quiz time!
12:17People stampeded...and cattle raped.
- 15
- 19:14
The end of the week, so by normal logic, therefore and in hence, the weekend.
02:26Fever gone but itchy. Hungry and ate doggie food. Itchy itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him.
- 14
- 01:03
What a tangled web we weave...
- 13
- 14:26
Familiar ground...
02:38They don't call it "hump day" for nothing.
- 12
- 01:16
She exudes defunct English.
- 11
- 00:48
A new marketing technique: lesbian McPorn.
- 10
- 01:08
Mount Everest is soooooo phallic.
- 9
- 14:52
(looks at bird chirping) (shoots bird)
00:41I have two of my own, but the batter has 3. Someone get him a wheelbarrow!
- 8
- 15:52
Employed!
03:46Fine. It's 3 AM, and one more thing before I go to bed.
00:45Pancakes with maple syrupal.
- 7
- 00:39
God made a little poo-poo!
- 6
- 00:30
Well, you see...running at full speed into a metal pole...yeah.
- 5
- 01:54
I like to push the pram a lot.
- 4
- 14:54
Oh, really?
00:04His nostrils raped and his penis split--all right, that's enough!
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