The WHAT THE FUCK moment of the evening:

In today's paper, there was a coupon.

A coupon that could get you a reduced rate on divorce.

This coupon says:

DIVORCE
$295.00 (with ad)
Uncontested Divorce
Papers Prepared
Inc. poor person app.
Separation Agreement Avail.
Over 5 years Experience
Also Avail. Nights & Weekends
Call 274-0380


This is not a joke. I'll scan the physical ad if anyone doubts it.

I never thought I could get a discount rate for divorce.