McFengShui?

[a_bit_of_wit_2]

You know, once in a while, something comes along that really grabs my attention, takes my brain, rapes it, runs it through a particle accelerator, a Blendtec Total Blender, a centrifuge, a washboard, then a meat grinder, a pasta machine, and finally the gentle cycle in a dryer.

This is one of those times.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080224/ap_on_bi_ge/zen_fast_food

One word:

McOhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Somehow I see the little fortunes found in fortune cookies making their way to a Quarter Pounder near you...