Stolen from
speccygeekgrrl.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about L_loire!
- L_loire cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
- L_loire can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
- The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr L_loire Head!
- All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to l_loire!
- It takes forty minutes to hard-boil l_loire!
- Banging your head against l_loire uses 150 calories an hour!
- L_loire has a bifurcated penis.
- It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to l_loire.
- The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained l_loire!
- Olive oil was used for washing l_loire in the ancient Mediterranean world.
I'm amused at #9. This would explain why I love Coca-Cola so much. As for me having a bifurcated penis...wow. Where the hell is it? That could be SOOOO useful in bed.