Sunday, 9 January 2005

Wanna breed?

Sunday, 9 January 2005 17:59
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Now, I can see Joshie being the family pet, but if Nick is my father and my grandma...what drunken German gynecologist thought of that one?

This one's even funnier:

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Let's see...marrying Chaos, with April as the best man, with Nick being a bridesmaid? What, does he put on women's clothing and hang around in bars? And FYI: I'm not paying nearly $30,000 for a wedding. If that happens, I'll marry us myself. Or hire Jason West, one or the other.

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Person that is always naked istriannii
Person who always starts the fights iswinterpacer
Person who doesn't stop crying is mrrhoegue
Person who comes out of the closet during the show ischumpthreads
Person that everyone hates and would be voted off first even if it's not a vote off show iseyesof_atragedy
Person everyone wants to make out with isfidgethatesyou
Person who is the drunk and wants to kill themself istigsta_kh
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Aww...poor Sarah...(snicker)
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Happy 22nd birthday to my stepbrother, Rob.

My stepbrother nearly died tonight.

Now that I've got your attention, let me explain. He went out with a friend to a bar. It's now 1:56 AM. Rob has come back, drenched, and the most drunk he's ever been. On his way back here, he got out of his friend's car, and rolled into the flooded cranberry bogs, into a ditch, filled with freezing water. Because of the large quantities of alcohol he had, he spent 10 minutes trying to climb out of the ditch. In doing so, his body from the stomach down was totally frigid and drenched. He climbed back to the car, and his friend drove him the rest of the way here, where he spent the better part of an hour vomiting. Grandma was here, she helped him, and then brought him down into my care, where I had to literally hold him up, for he had no sense of motor skills. I helped him undress and put dry, warm clothes on, and then set him down in bed, where he now is, shivering, and babbling. The room reeks of alcohol. He's off to sleep now.

What a way to end a birthday. And I'm very worried. Last thing I want is to have my stepbrother dead.

God, man...what the fuck are you people thinking? What the hell? You know alcohol can do this to you, yet you insist on doing it. Moderation gets tossed out the window. Why don't you use some of your fuckin' brain? God gave you one. And here I am scared and worried for Rob. Jeez...I know that I may worry too much when someone I love goes out drinking--for I know some of you will drink to excess, whether for fun, or from anger and stress. But, looking from the example that is lying down in a stupor in front of me, my worries are realistic and grounded.

I don't want to have to go to your graves now, damn it. Next time I worry about you, take me seriously for once. The example's right in front of me.

I'll be damned if I have to go to your funeral now.

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