You shanked my Jengaship!

One, some humor.

The Scary Truth About Your Friends (eddie izzard style) by Mellifera
username
Wants a "cup of coffee"	lexxy
Hides their makeup in a tree	flamestar555
Vegetarian painter	natural_intel
Was on the moon with Steve	chaos_r
Poked a badger with a spoon	eyesof_atragedy
Puts babies on spikes	squish_attack
Can run about in heels and not fall over	i_am_a_red_mage
Under house arrest	michydobs
Carries a brick in their handbag	kingofallkings
Never played Risk as a kid	winterpacer
Ich bin ein Berlinner	alma_del_core
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