You don't see people putting porn on in condoms.

Thank you, April. I love you.

Well, more good news along the way--I now officially have employment, as I start this Saturday. I was told that I probably wasn't going to be given 40 hours this week, but here's what was given to me--a guaranteed 32, at least:

Saturday: 10-7
Sunday: 10-7
Monday: 10-7
Tuesday: 10-7

I was told by the Photo department manager that Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, we'll play by ear. I know that I get 2 of those days off. But regardless, I am employed, and I am feeling a surge of happiness. While it feels nice just to loaf around for a couple of weeks, I do feel an urge to get back to work, not only because it's the thing to do, but...(stares at the white board o' bills)

Definitely need to start making income.

In other news, I'm nearly finished with the Prologue of my Eternal Darkness novelization, and it shall probably be posted before the end of the week.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SARAH!!!!

Your gift will be mailed out by the end of the week, as soon as I track down a post office here. Thanks again for giving me your address.

Things to do today:

--call Wal-Mart to get my starting schedule: DONE.

--assemble the night table

--video gaming

--writing

That about does it for now.