Sunday, 4 January 2009

a_bit_of_wit_2: My face in grid form, colored with the bisexual pride flag colors. (Epic Fail)
Plucking the hair out of your ass during and after a shower is NOT fun. Discuss.
a_bit_of_wit_2: My face in grid form, colored with the bisexual pride flag colors. (Default)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about L_loire!

  1. L_loire cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
  2. L_loire can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  3. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr L_loire Head!
  4. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to l_loire!
  5. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil l_loire!
  6. Banging your head against l_loire uses 150 calories an hour!
  7. L_loire has a bifurcated penis.
  8. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to l_loire.
  9. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained l_loire!
  10. Olive oil was used for washing l_loire in the ancient Mediterranean world.
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I'm amused at #9. This would explain why I love Coca-Cola so much. As for me having a bifurcated penis...wow. Where the hell is it? That could be SOOOO useful in bed.

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