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- 23:56
The Presidential Master Debate.
00:46Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen, one of the finest musical works of our generation.
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- 12:30
What's a poor college student to do?
01:37New Jersey: The toll booth capital of the United States of America!
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- 01:12
Using a vibrator for mashed potatoes.
- 26
- 23:02
Who do you have to fuck to get a break in this town?
- 23
- 19:23
Gone for now.
01:24Memo bis punitor delicatum!
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- 12:13
Heehee.
02:13Night owl much?
00:24Twinkies are in no way a phallic symbol!
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- 00:23
And as God as my witness, I AM that fool!
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- 14:38
HAHAHAHA!
10:26Exploding sewage causes legal stink.
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- 08:57
I didn't doctor the HTML this time...
00:41He strikes me as something of a donkey orifice.
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- 17:34
Question for all of you:
00:39Move, John, before I shit in your direction.
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- 18:09
Spreading the word...
00:06The female biological clock, and its silly syncronicity.
- 13
- 12:53
I'm gonna have half a head by the time they're done with it.
- 12
- 20:53
I should sue Hustler magazine for giving my wrist Carpal Tunnel.
- 11
- 02:28
Hey, wanna play with my reproductive cycle?
- 10
- 15:42
Down with the censoring bastards!
01:16It's back! It's back, I tell you!
- 9
- 10:32
Updated results of the LJ Match Polls.
09:09Log! Log! It's better than bad, it's good!
- 8
- 21:34
Do not make any sudden moves...
17:41Chalk one up...
- 7
- 19:28
The topsy-turviness of it all.
12:31I want a standing ovation!
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- 08:56
A gamer's utopia.
- 4
- 01:15
T-minus 10 hours...signing off from East Falmouth, MA.
- 3
- 18:25
Your throne is the one danger zone.
00:44Gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
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- 00:30
Hsawaknow.
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- 02:28
I've got a hard-on like you wouldn't believe.
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